no you cant smoke seaweed
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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