You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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