That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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