I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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