I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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