What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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