There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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