I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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