So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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