So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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