So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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