And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Dear god my vagina.
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