I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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