lets start a swedish sibling band together
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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