Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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