Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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