Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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