what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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