I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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