Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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