The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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