What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Randomize
