I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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