fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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