That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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