If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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