i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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