Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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