YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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