I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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