Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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