Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
