PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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