i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize