how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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