i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
