Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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