Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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