chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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