Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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