So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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