Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
i need some magic done to my vagina
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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