what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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