Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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