Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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