Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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