We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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