apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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