school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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