Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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