Non-Jews are for practice
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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