After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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