he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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