What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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